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Isabella Marie Swan Ø "Pattern" ([personal profile] bellfounding) wrote2013-07-17 04:05 pm

deluged with emails

Bella's inbox is very, very full.

She sighs. "J, partition all emails on the subject of the renaissance faire, my date thereto, and Ripper. Drop in ten typical cases for you to learn on."

J obediently empties her inbox of excess email. She reads the ten of them, answers one herself (it's about her willingness to appear at events; the renfaire is not the only place she'd be welcome) and refers the writer to her PR people who schedule her stuff so they can filter such requests. If there are going to be a lot of them, she can't evaluate all the offers herself - although she does add a tick in her schedule for updating her list of things and people she likes and would be particularly happy to appear with.

The other nine have to do with Ripper.

[Hey, you.]
tearingup: (③ sweeten the pot)

[personal profile] tearingup 2013-07-17 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hey, yourself!]
tearingup: (⑨ ask again)

[personal profile] tearingup 2013-07-17 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[...good question. What about me?]
tearingup: (④ welcome consequences)

[personal profile] tearingup 2013-07-17 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[I did look hot! I am not going to join that Celtic metal band, adorable as that guy was. Do you usually bother answering stuff like that?]
tearingup: (⑨ ask again)

[personal profile] tearingup 2013-07-17 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Eh, I don't have much of an opinion. You can tell people who I am and that I'm not a girl and all that, or not, whatever's convenient.]
tearingup: (② chew on things)

[personal profile] tearingup 2013-07-17 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Not at all.]
tearingup: (① laugh it off)

[personal profile] tearingup 2013-07-17 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Do that, then.]
tearingup: (② chew on things)

[personal profile] tearingup 2013-07-17 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
He looks it up.

[I love you.]
tearingup: (④ welcome consequences)

[personal profile] tearingup 2013-07-17 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Imagining you saying 'not for the forseeable future' is hilarious.]
tearingup: (① laugh it off)

[personal profile] tearingup 2013-07-17 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[I don't know. Because I love you?]
tearingup: (③ sweeten the pot)

[personal profile] tearingup 2013-07-17 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's just, I don't know, very you.]
tearingup: (② chew on things)

[personal profile] tearingup 2013-07-17 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[You are! And I like you that way. Hey, are you busy?]
tearingup: (① laugh it off)

[personal profile] tearingup 2013-07-17 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[I like the sound of that.]
tearingup: (③ sweeten the pot)

[personal profile] tearingup 2013-07-17 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
And the door opens, and Ripper kisses her.
tearingup: (⑤ deny mercy)

[personal profile] tearingup 2013-07-17 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Coconut! What goes well with coconut? Ripper decides to be... pineapple. Yes.
tearingup: (③ sweeten the pot)

[personal profile] tearingup 2013-07-17 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmmmmmmmmmmm.
tearingup: (① laugh it off)

[personal profile] tearingup 2013-07-17 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)




Some time later, they are curled up together in Ripper's bed.

He starts giggling for no discernible reason.
tearingup: (② chew on things)

[personal profile] tearingup 2013-07-18 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
"Aianon just brainphoned me," he snickers. "He says he discovered tentacle porn today and he's wondering if I want to go have interesting new kinds of sex."
tearingup: (③ sweeten the pot)

[personal profile] tearingup 2013-07-18 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
Ripper giggles some more.

"I can't decide whether that is a great idea or a terrible idea, what do you think?"
tearingup: (① laugh it off)

[personal profile] tearingup 2013-07-18 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
Ripper cackles helplessly. "I'm telling him you said that!"
tearingup: (② chew on things)

[personal profile] tearingup 2013-07-18 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
He is giggling too hard to answer that out loud.
endragoned: (⑦ make me better)

[personal profile] endragoned 2013-07-18 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
But apparently not too hard to brainphone Aianon, who inquires by conference call a moment later, [Is there something wrong with tentacle porn flora?]
endragoned: (② see things backwards)

[personal profile] endragoned 2013-07-18 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Then I will not trouble you with it. Except to borrow your boyfriend for... experiments.]
tearingup: (② chew on things)

[personal profile] tearingup 2013-07-18 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
[How experimental are these experiments? Am I going to regret this?]
tearingup: (⑨ ask again)

[personal profile] tearingup 2013-07-18 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Good plan.]
tearingup: (④ welcome consequences)

[personal profile] tearingup 2013-07-18 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
[I love you.] Snuggle-kiss! [And I'm off to get fucked by a plant. Wish me luck.]
tearingup: (③ sweeten the pot)

[personal profile] tearingup 2013-07-18 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
He spends a few extra seconds snuggling her before he kisses her again, disentangles himself, and teleports away.